Owl Jokes

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls canโ€™t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
Iโ€™ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why shouldnโ€™t you tell an owl your secrets?
Theyโ€™re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What did the owl say to the judge?
Iโ€™m talon you, it wasnโ€™t me.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I wonโ€™t tell you hoo.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didnโ€™t want to be owl by himself.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
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