Otter Jokes

What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
My love for you is like no otter.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.

It was otter chaos.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
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