Orbit Jokes

Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
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