Or Jokes

Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Your treat or mine?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
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