Olympic Jokes

What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
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