Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Morals and Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of your grant funding.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10-tickles.
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?

Finally enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving. Provided you can catch the darned critter.
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