Occasion Jokes

Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Our school trip was a special occasion.
But we never reacher our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
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