A proctologist is about to write a something on his patient's notes but when he goes to take his pen out of his pocket he realizes it's actually his thermometer that's there.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches." I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
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