Norway

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
“I am hungary.”

“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”

“I’m russian to the kitchen.”

“Is there any turkey?”

“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”

“ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat on a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat,
She exclaimed, 'What of that?'
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
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