Noon Jokes

“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
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