Nick Jokes

After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
There once was a young boy named Nick,
Who by chance was always being kicked.
He tried not to fight,
For he was smart, kind and bright,
So he learned how to run really quick.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
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