Moves Jokes

What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
Unstable.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
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