Moves Jokes

What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
Unstable.
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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