Miniature Jokes

If I had a nickel for every time my wife says that I spend money on frivolous things, I would have enough money to buy miniature golf clubs for my shower caddy.
What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer?
The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former.
One bonsai tree grower was so successful he moved into a miniature house.
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
Just played miniature golf with a dwarf, but he just called it golf.
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