If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave!
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"
My Microwave is a Liar. On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog."
I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
I once knew a priest that only ate microwave soup.
He was a Ramen Catholic.
How long do you microwave fish?
Tuna half minutes!
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
Why does a microwave hum?
Because it doesn't know the words
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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