Meaning Jokes

I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning.
It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
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