Maple

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
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