Lit Jokes

My fire tonight...
Was lit!
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
it was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
It was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
It's lit.
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
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