Length Jokes

I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat.
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? Depends on the length of the perch.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his c**k
When he got an erection
It'd play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
There was an Old Man of Coblenz,
The length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance
From Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
There was an Old Man of Madras,
Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;
But the length of its ears,
So promoted his fears,
That it killed that Old Man of Madras.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
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