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Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?
OsMoses.