Kong Jokes

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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