Kitten

What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!