Kind

Books are my kind of texts.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.