Kind Jokes

What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose!
I’m kind of a big dill.
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.
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