Julia Jokes

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
โ€œUsually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty.โ€

- Julia Roberts.
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
โ€œA party without a cake is really just a meeting.โ€
โ€• Julia Child
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
โ€” Julia Child
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