I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
I got in touch with my inner self today...That's the a last time I use 1-ply toilet paper
I once dated a girl who had a beautiful seashell tattoo on her inner thigh.
It was pretty, when you put your ear on it you could smell the ocean.