Incorrect Jokes

Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
I changed my password to "incorrect."
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."
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