Incorrect Jokes

An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
I changed my password to "incorrect."
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."
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