Improve Jokes

My scientist wife decided to test the hypothesis that more intercourse would improve our marriage. It's already been a week, and I've concluded...
that I'm in the control group.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Wine improves with Humans improve with wine.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.
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