My scientist wife decided to test the hypothesis that more intercourse would improve our marriage. It's already been a week, and I've concluded... that I'm in the control group.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result. Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
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