Improve Jokes

What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.
My scientist wife decided to test the hypothesis that more intercourse would improve our marriage. It's already been a week, and I've concluded...
that I'm in the control group.
Wine improves with Humans improve with wine.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
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