Ignore Jokes

My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
“In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
It's a faux pa.
'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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