"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
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