Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.
There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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