Hollywood Jokes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
“In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” - Rita Rudner
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
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