Hollywood Jokes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
“In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” - Rita Rudner
Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
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