Hollywood Jokes

What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
“In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” - Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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