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A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
What did the man with no hands get for his christmas gift?
Gloves.

Just Joking. He still hasn't opened the gift.
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
My friend’s bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops