Heater

The sun is just a big space heater.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
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