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Friendship Quotes
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
Classic Pick Up Lines
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Funny Health Quotes
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Halloween Pick Up Lines
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
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