A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.