Have you ever heard of the Poder bird? It is also known as the Toucan
"How much did you have to drink?" "About a birds worth." "What?" "You know, toucans."
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun. They are looking for a cereal killer.