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I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
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