Happiness

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.
Max Kaufman
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
A Theory of Happiness
A Theory of Happiness A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar. He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. "How many of you make love once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling. The therapist is shocked - this man's reaction completely disproves his theory! “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man shouts: "Today’s the day!”
Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives Drinking Licking sucking f**king and wanking.