Gum Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!

If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.

Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.

If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!