Grow Jokes

What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
I really wish my five-year-old son would make up his mind! First, he said he wanted a treehouse in the backyard, but now, he says he doesn't need it…
Took me twenty years to grow that thing!
"We don’t grow older, we grow riper." - Pablo Picasso
"We must both, I’m afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
— Doug Larson
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
- Doug Larson
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