Grow

What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
"You'll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool."

Now I'm old; the damage is done.
How I wish I'd listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I'd study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I'd spent more time in the school hall.

(By John P. Read )
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
Wife told me to grow a pear.
I did. It tasted delicious.
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
Denis Waitley
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.