Grow

Give a Englishman some tea and you'll make him happy for a day.
Teach him how to grow tea, and he'll colonize your country.
Which one of your children will never grow up and move away? Your husband. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the cake grow a daisy?
It was made with flower.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
"You'll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool."

Now I'm old; the damage is done.
How I wish I'd listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I'd study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I'd spent more time in the school hall.

(By John P. Read )
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.