Glow

What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
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