Glow Jokes

Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Oh, I wish I were a glow worm,
for a glow worm's never glum,
'cause how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines out your bum?

(Taylor Russell)
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