Giant

Once I did hear my brother call
The sun a giant fire ball.
How can that be?
For what I see,
Is something up high so small.

I see it at the break of dawn,
When it announces the day is on.
Its brilliant gold,
A joy to behold,
And being outside is so much fun.

John might be right, for I must say,
The sun is not so cool at midday.
Its shining light
Is just so bright,
I have to pull my eyes away.

Evening comes and it's so strange
How the sun still appears to change.
No longer small,
A bigger ball.
Its tone, now a lovely bright orange!

This curious ball hanging up high,
For me, raises many questions why.
But when it shines,
Then life is fine.
Thank God the sun is in the sky.

(By Abimbola T. Alabi)
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I'd had enough.
"Why don't you pickle someone your own size?" I shouted.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
When god gave out bodies, he did it in alphabetical order.
GOD: And to you, horse, I give you a golden mane, great strength and speed, and a giant gait. You will be the noblest of beasts, and men will love you.

HORSEFLY (next in line): Oh man this is gonna be gooood.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.