Giant Jokes

What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
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