Ghost

My roommates insist that our house is haunted
I’ve lived here for 274 years and never once met a ghost.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.