Ghost

What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
My roommates insist that our house is haunted
I’ve lived here for 274 years and never once met a ghost.