What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
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