What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What do ghost cowboys wear?
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
My roommates insist that our house is haunted
I’ve lived here for 274 years and never once met a ghost.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What does a ghost panda eat?
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do ghost cowboys wear?