Ghost Jokes

“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
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