Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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