Galaxy Jokes

What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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