Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
How do you move a piece of furniture at the weather station?
With four casters.
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
I hope they let me join.
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.