Fu Jokes

A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
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