Forgotten Jokes

โ€œEducation is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.โ€
Albert Einstein
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, โ€œYouโ€™ve forgotten what day it is havenโ€™t you.โ€
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, โ€œI think I forgot my wifeโ€™s birthday.โ€
โ€œNot a problem,โ€ he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.โ€
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
โ€œOh darling,โ€ she replies, โ€œ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.โ€
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
โ€œIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.โ€

- Terry Pratchett.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
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