Forgotten Jokes

The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

- Terry Pratchett.
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
Albert Einstein
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
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