Football team Jokes

What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesnโ€™t mean they can play in the corn field.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
Whatโ€™s the difference between Englandโ€™s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
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