Flooring Jokes

The latest thing in flooring are these ductile floor tiles. They’re great because they’re flexible but...
They have a tendency to quack.
I wanted to redo the flooring in my bathroom, but I did not have enough tiles...
It was a few'tile effort.
What was Julius Caesar's answer when the flooring installer asked what he wanted to do with the old floor boards?
Carpet dem.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
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