Flood Jokes

We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
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