Fantasy

My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time.
She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.
Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...
to fulfill my fantasy that we have health insurance.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
A rockstar, a biker, and a cowboy walk into a bar... There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.