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Evolution Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Ear Puns
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Viking Puns
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

- Milton Berle.
One Liners and Short Jokes
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Dolphin Puns
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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